Dear FACEBOOK please let us be real humans!


Right now at 00:35PST, 24th September Twenty Ten I’m writing this blog to channel my frustrations. Frustrations mainly caused by my dear Facebook err. From last half an hour it’s acting like some khatara rickshaw without petrolย [rickshaw uses petrol as fuel, right ??] and during all these seconds I was considering one thing: What if it gets banned again [remember the blasphemous May Ban ?] and before my nerves would go off track, proxies rushed into my mind and I got bit settled ๐Ÿ™‚

But apart from all this upheaval I just realized that Facebook Ban is like having no internet connection at all. I thought about searching something for my assignment [yes! I’m still a poor student ๐Ÿ˜ฆ ] and it came to me that net isn’t working [though it is]. Dah My bad! Thanks to the Tweetdeck which is letting us using our new beloved twitter with more of some software application feel than the typical Internet Website look.

Hahaha someone just tweeted the suggestion to “breathe deeply … straighten up the desk … walk around the building” to let the facebook-less feeling go away but nothing is working :/

Wait! Let me refresh it again. Hope it works (*Prayers*).

Nah ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

So continuing it with the pros and cons of this social network: ummm many good things like being connected with all the oldies/newly found friends/relationships, passing time, never getting bored, getting all the ‘breaking news’ at the instant from your newsy friends, keeping up with all the newly discovered underground bands, all the music, events, food, retailers, summer sale announcements and what not ๐Ÿ˜ฎ I just realized it’s simply a heaven dude!

But the biggest trade-off of this Dear Blessing is ‘fading real life relationships’!ย  Yes! It happens and I’m suffering from this right now ๐Ÿ˜ฆ Was thinking to deactivate my facebook/twitter accounts (should I go for it ?? Suggestions please!), but when I can’t live with this one-hour blackout how am I gonna survive with the clean bold ahh why life becomes so painful sometimes.

Bingo! IT’S WORKING! yayyyyyyy ๐Ÿ˜€ So I’m leaving y’all here. And yeah please don’t be aliens, dear humans. Your tweets about #facebookDied are killing me now ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

And if facebook isn’t still working at your side then please contact the local conspiracy theorists of your area, they’ll tell you about the e-mujahideen who have taken the revenge of Qom ky beti Afia ky conviction ka badla .. So keep on protesting for this single qom ky beti and let me be from the left-wing ๐Ÿ˜‰

Have a great Jumma with JI, PTI protesting for the sister of Betullah Mehsud [send me some #FFs too ;)]!

P.S. Don’t blame me for any insanity please. Like you all I too am suffering from this facebook-less disease phew!

12 responses »

  1. I’m sure this comment will not have any effect on the blogger. Because THE Blogger looks very enthusiastic about freedom, so using the same tactic, I’m just writing a little reply.

    “All my life, I always considered that education is the only way to free minds from ignorance, stupidity, and superstitions, and specially to our society’s girls, should be given higher education, full access to computers, internet, mobile phones and all other technologies so they can think better, understand the world and realities, and make their life’s decisions wisely not emotionally, and live a better life as a HUMAN rather than slave of Male, a property for sexual pleasure, a machine for giving birth to children, a cook for making meals and dinner.
    Skeptics are always hostile to give such rights to girls in our society due to popular incidents by few girls sometime adultery or other times to runaways with someone and i have always defended my stand that may be there was something else with them, and we can not make a general decision for all on the basis of acts of just few. So far so, each time i am being disappointed whenever I look at whom i am defending for. Mobile phones are being used for comedy sms, poetry, quotes and other useless garbage, and Sitting on PC, Facebook is the first website to be open, and on that……. No words to describe. Sharing everything from geting up in morning upto sleeping in night as facebook is a personal diary. Sharing every Garbage news got from here and there, any website without thinking what it is about at all, and wether it is really a news at all to be shared, and what is the objective of it at all and consequences .
    Now I think I might have to reconsider my stand”.

    • I wonder why you specifically used the word ‘girls’. May be you’re being bit pessimistic about all this social networking world, but again why ONLY GIRLS ??
      In my whole facebook circle everyone behaves with sanity, though the ‘morning to night’ updates are right, but that’s what these sites are for, NO ??
      You just need to make few male friends to see if there is any gender discrimination on Facebook, I have never found anything specifically linked to girls or boys..It’s just a general mania if you call it that way!

      Have peace and broaden your perspective to find new waves ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. I too have the same stand as of ‘unknown’, that girls should be given equal opportunities and everything else that he mentioned. And ‘unknown’ is also right in saying that girls do misuse the things. But I would say that only girls don’t do it, MALES do it too.
    Actually the problem is that MALES have always been free (relatively) and had all the opportunities (generally) but females dint have them (injustice). Now that females demanded equal rights, we are hardly giving them those and we KEEP AN EYE on them. Now whenever a female is found misusing, it creates a lot of problems for other females (who may not be misusing anything). So that is what it is all about I think.

    And yeah, ‘unknow’ is very right in saying “Sharing everything from geting up in morning upto sleeping in night as facebook is a personal diary”. This is a total misuse of the social networking sites, besides the issue that we are giving out our personal information, this too much sharing may also pose security threats. Both, MALES and FEMALES do this kind of sharing which is very wrong. It is specially wrong for females, as they also have some male friends so….. U know the rest.

  3. MR unknown partially agree to your argument that education is only way to free minds but finally it come to individual. as u know we perceive the world as we want rather it is in fact ! and one thing i must remind u { with due respect } that in global context there’s no such gender, race, and social class discrimination.
    And as u said that decision can’t be made on basis of intuition of selective groups/people, so how can you blame the majority for violation of social networks and misusing Cell phones?

  4. @ Unkown1: you agreed to Unknown for not giving rights to females and reason behind ur conviction is misuse of rights. i’ve simple question for u that have ever observed equal authority sharing with women or equal employment rights anywhere on ur beloved homeland? simply i would say that women have also been compressed to fall in traps like dominance, accusation for minor guilty and not showing conformity to stupid dominants. isn’t that insularity?
    hence u agreed to Unknown on the other hand you are saying that [ I would say that only girls donโ€™t do it, MALES do it too. ] so can’t stands be taken against males too?
    totally prejudiced… !

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